Welcome to the Big and Tall Store, is there something I may help you with?
*Yeah I need some pants, can you point me to the big and tall ones please?*
No, I can’t.
*What? Why?*
Well sir, that’s not how it works here. You may choose either big OR tall, but not both.
*But…but I’m big and tall. Do you see these legs? They are not really stubby and I need..*
Sir, you are a gigantic freak. Get out of my store.
*Okay.*
Not really what happens, but what it feels like every time I try to buy pants.
I want to work there if I can talk to people like that.