Shopping with KT

Welcome to the Big and Tall Store, is there something I may help you with?

*Yeah I need some pants, can you point me to the big and tall ones please?*

No, I can’t.

*What? Why?*

Well sir, that’s not how it works here. You may choose either big OR tall, but not both.

*But…but I’m big and tall. Do you see these legs? They are not really stubby and I need..*

Sir, you are a gigantic freak. Get out of my store.

:(
*Okay.*

Not really what happens, but what it feels like every time I try to buy pants.

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One Response to Shopping with KT

  1. Ian says:

    I want to work there if I can talk to people like that.

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