KT: grr, im going to walmart tonight and buying a cheapass multitool, f’in tired of not having one
Lithy: lol why
KT: cuz a knife is not enough, i have this mini desk fan when its pointed at me, it makes a noise
light metal on metal sound
clearly it needs a lube
but i dont have a gorram screwdriver to open it
Lithy: lol
KT: admittedly i could either take this one back or just buy another one
but then the terrorists win
Lithy: take it back and complain
get a refund
and a NEW fan
KT: it was 6 bucks
Lithy: dont matter
you spent gas
and time
say “my time is valuable”
and “gas isn’t cheap”
“i drive a hummer”
KT: the more republican i make myself sound, the more respect i should get, rite?
Lithy: indeed
and then say
“this is obamas fault”
KT: the fan is blue, clearly a link
Lithy: “did michelle obama make this fan?”
“DO SHE WORK HERE?”
“because that’s how this place is running!”
KT: omg, the laughter i just had to stifle sir… well played